{"id":404,"date":"2024-05-17T10:03:27","date_gmt":"2024-05-17T17:03:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bornski.com\/maria\/blog\/?p=404"},"modified":"2026-02-09T14:51:54","modified_gmt":"2026-02-09T22:51:54","slug":"bridges-abridged-books","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bornski.com\/maria\/blog\/2024\/05\/17\/bridges-abridged-books\/","title":{"rendered":"Bridge’s Abridged Books"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Where all we care about is bridges.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Do the books you read have too many characters, too much plot, and not enough bridges? Do you find yourself flipping through hundreds of pages just to get to the bridges? Have you even bought a book, only to find there are NO<\/em> bridges??<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Here at Bridge’s Abridged Books, we understand your pain, and guarantee you’ll never experience it with our books!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

All our books are abridged to focus on the most important thing — the bridges!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Browse our catalog! We’ve abridged the most popular books on Project Gutenberg on 17 May 2024, plus a bonus!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The Declaration of Independence<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pride and Prejudice<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moby Dick<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Frankenstein<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Romeo and Juliet<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Middlemarch<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Where all we care about is bridges. Do the books you read have too many characters, too much plot, and not enough bridges? Do you find yourself flipping through hundreds of pages just to get to the bridges? Have you even bought a book, only to find there are NO bridges?? Here at Bridge’s Abridged … <\/p>\n

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